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People dont like it when you share your opinion
Friends don’t let friends be critical
An all around good guy… mostly
No names will be mentioned during the writing of this post.
The predicament - A long time friend of yours is making his rounds saying goodbye at a function, and when he comes to your girlfriend, he gives her a hug and proceeds to get a good grab of her ass with both hands. You’re not present for the action, so it seems like a story that is hard to believe, but you have confirmation from a third party who witnesses the incident.
Before I continue, lets take a look at the situation from another perspective.
Little 3rd grader “Johnny Doe” is a very likable kid. He comes to class early, stays late, and always leaves a hand polished shiny red apple on the teachers desk. He sits up straight, he’s the best speller in class and no one knows arithmetic better than Johnny. He is a model citizen of the playground society. At least you would think so… until you see him at recess. Johnny has a hard time communicating with girls. They smell, they play with dolls, and they don’t like the things that Johnny likes.
One day, Johnny is standing in line at the door waiting for his class to walk out for lunch. “Janey Dowe” (who is clearly unrelated to Johnny as evidenced by the similar, but differently spelled last names) is standing in front of him waiting patiently like the rest of the kids to leave the class, when he has the sudden urge to be funny and grab her bottom.
Little Johnny was surprised when Janey jumped at the sudden intrusion of her private area. Johnny also didnt realize that there were other little kids who were more than happy to tell the teacher what they saw when Janey started crying because her privacy was invaded. What happens to Little Johnny?
Well, as you might imagine, little Johnny is immediately taken to the principles office by the teacher, who then calls Johnny’s Mommy and Daddy. Mommy and Daddy aren’t very happy, and in order to ensure that Johnny realizes that it’s not ok to make people feel uncomfortable. And its definitely not ok to TOUCH them when/how they don’t want to be touched, will probably discipline Johhny by spanking him or taking away his toys or laptop or whatever. Whatever the punishment is, Johnny will learn the lesson that he is going to be held accountable for doing things to other people that he shouldn’t do.
The moral of the story - Johnny is a 3rd grader, and is held accountable. Un-named guy is 30+ years old and obviously never learned this crucial lesson. 30 + years old. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
For anyone (Little Johnny/Un-named Guy) to receive a pass on this from any mutual friends shows a blatant lack of integrity on their part. Not holding this person accountable for their actions at the age of 30+ is an atrocity. I cannot honestly speak for anyone who has ever been, or will ever be in this situation. I can only be thankful that I have never had to deal with this personally for many different reasons. Take into account the positions of the victims boyfriend/fiancee/husband, and the mutual friends having to decide whether or not a line needs to be drawn. What would you expect from your “friends” in either situation? Forget the Violator, I think it takes a special arrogance that few normal people have to even consider doing such a thing to not only the victim, but his friend, the boyfriend/fiancee/husband of said victim.
“Again, In English please” - Don’t be little Johnny. Unless you’re 7 and haven’t learned this lesson yet. Otherwise, act like an adult and man up.
-HLWD
Don’t agree with me? Feel free to try tp justify your position of inaction as solution and not problem.
Rivalry Renewed - Time to BBQ
Please join us on Thursday for Game 1 of the NBA Finals! LA Lakers take on the Boston Celtics in the renewal of a classic NBA rivalry. Game starts at 6:00 p.m. pst. We will be BBQ’ing and Brewing it up. Come on over and watch the Lakers steal home court advantage in Game 1 of the Finals!!! Please RSVP if possible, thanks!
- J
MayDay2 - Cancelled
Because of conflicting plans with another event, I am cancelling tonight’s plans for MayDay2. Sorry for the inconvenience. You are all welcome to attend the festivities for Steve & Lee’s Birthday dinner and concert tonight at the Auld Dubliner in Riverside. Details from Kari below.
Hello Everyone !
Lauren and I hope you all are ready to have an awesome time this Saturday night ! Woo Hoo
For those of you that have RSVP’d for dinner. Please arrive at the restaurant promptly at 8pm, so we can get everything started on time.
If you click on the link below, you can peruse over the menu for your viewing pleasure. 
As it will be a little nutty, with 20 people at dinner, PLEASE BRING CASH FOR YOUR DINNER BILL.
I am planning on paying for the total bill on my card, and you can reimburse me with cash.
This will make the entire payment process much easier, rather than having multiple checks.
After Dinner (10ish) we will enjoy the band-The Whooligans!
If you cannot make it to dinner, we would love to see you for dancing and drinking fun !
Thank you all in advance for sharing Steve & Lee’s birthday with them. Lauren and I know that they will be overjoyed that you all made their day special!
For Directions & Menu please click below:
Love to you all,
Kari & Lolo
Fantasy Football ‘08 Update
I would like to congratulate all of those teams who are leaving our Fantasy Football League with their very own special trophy, printable below. We will be having 3 franchises for sale on a first come first serve basis. Ask me for details on this keeper league. More info to come…
The Battery Compartment Monster strikes again!!!
Hollywood JDFC - Corona, Ca - XBOX 360 battery compartments all over the country are shaking in their controllers as the “BC Monster” strikes again. The Battery Compartments Union of America has issued a statement to all of its members reminding them to try to use the “Buddy System” when being used for fun time gaming. “Im so scared, and those poor helpless Compartments. Being all alone and detached from the only purpose driven existence they can have, its just too much to even think about” said one compartment declining to give her identity for fear of being singled out by the BC Monster. The only description being given is that the BC Monster appears to be similar in color and coat as one “Cookie Monster” ravaging Keebler farms in the midwest. They are not believed to be related however and local authorities have detained one suspect from the PBS studios in Los Angeles.
MayDay2 - Updated
It has been brought to my attention that alot of people are going to be out of town including several of the MayBaBies. So we are going to celebrate all of the May b-days on Saturday May 31st. No theme, just drinks and whatever else you medicate with. Oh yeah, and a guitar hero contest.
Congratulations to Chris & Heather!!!
Congratulations kids. Only took 8 years!!!!
